Na Zdrowie

invite the whole world to drunk bingo and the whole world will show up: david and maria and vanessa and ben and peter and ryan and julie and kyle.

i won on the first round and selected as my prize this fine dish scrubber, hoping to curry favor with my roommates.

‘hey LADY,’ said clare, the bingo-caller who recognized me from the 500 club and proferred a free drink ticket, which i stupidly spent on the cheapest of vietnamese beers.

apologies, gentle readers: it is too hot in san francisco to wear a bra.